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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

No way

7 storylines to watch with All-Star voting underway - MLB.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Elena and the Season 3 balance patch for Street Fighter 6 are technically releasing a day early due to time zone differences - EventHubs

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do women like watching men sucking men?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Wall Street’s big rally stalls following some discouraging economic data - AP News

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do SpaceX rockets keep exploding? - The Verge

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Meta found 'covertly tracking' Android users through Instagram and Facebook - Sky News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?