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11.06.2025 07:07

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do women like watching men sucking men?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?